How many players on the Yankees ball club?
Twenty-five.
What else is 21? Black jack.
It's a club.
It's a wild goose chase is what it is.
Where's the nearest "A" train?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Some kid might find that.
You're right.
Come back here...
you little sons of bitches!
Hey, you! I remember you!
Ha ha.
Hey, where you going?
What are you doing?
Let me go, dickhead!
Watch your mouth.
You going to Juvenile Hall for a Butter finger?
Look around. All the cops are into something.
It's Christmas! You could steal City Hall!
Come on.
My bike.
That's my bike!
Hey! Hey! Where you going?
Yankee Stadium's that way!
You asshole!
Why don't you run over everybody in the street?
What the fuck are we doing here?
What is it that Wall Street doesn't have?
You're talking in riddles.
What is it that Wall Street doesn't have?
- What? - Schools.
And what do they have a shit load of?
What?
I'll be back in a minute.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Give it to those guys over there.
He's here.
Perhaps you could be more specific.
McClane is here.
He's walking toward the bank.
The black man is coming toward me.
And after we've gone to all that trouble at the stadium.
Simon, kill him.
Stop toying with him and kill him now.
OK. So be it.
May he rest in peace.
I'll inform Karl in the lobby.
Pack up your team and get out.
And this one?
Officer...
I'm going to need an answer on that issue.
Let him go.
Understood. Yes, sir?
John McClane says to give you this.
Jesus, don't open it. It's a bomb.
- Another? - Yeah.
Oh, I see.
We'd better move now.
Thank you for your assistance.
We really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Hey, y'all leaving this place unguarded?
How you doing?
All right.
John McClane, NYPD.
Are you all right?
Yes...
laundry day.
What can I do for you, Lieutenant?
It's been quiet all morning here?
Well...
Except for that explosion a couple of hours ago.
Seen anything strange happen in the last hour?
No. We've had cops in here pretty steady...
since the subway thing.
We were going to make a round on the vault floor...
if you want to tag along.
Sure. Think I will.
What do you think of this heat?
Indian summer, huh?
Feels like it's going to rain like dogs and cats later.
Here's one of your guys.
Detective, uh, Otto, isn't it?
John McClane.
Mike, how you doing?
I keep telling myself...
I'm going to take the stairs just for the exercise...
but on a hot day like this...
it seems I always end up riding the lift.
What was the lottery number last night?
You play the lottery? No?
My wife buys me two tickets every week.
Plays the same two numbers all the time.
I say, "Why don't you play a different number?"
She goes, "Those are my lucky numbers."
I got the tickets right here--
Put that fucking gun down!
Put it down now!
Put it down!
Hello!
Anybody down here?
Freeze! Put your fucking hands in the air!
No, John! No! No!
It's me!
You almost gave me a heart attack.
You all right?
- Huh? - You all right?!
Yeah. It's not my blood.
What's going on?
Go take a look.
Hey, McClane.
Where the hell is everybody?
Simon fucking says!
I should've seen it coming a mile away.
This was never about revenge. It's about a goddamn heist.
What was in the room?
This.
What is this?
Oh, shit! Is this gold?
Yeah, it's gold.
Damn, this is heavy!
They cleaned out a whole room of this?
Yeah.
That would take a tank or...
Or a dumptruck.
Fourteen great big dumptrucks.
We almost got hit by a dumptruck.
Damn! Slow down!
Put that shit down.
No fucking way.
They ain't gonna let you keep it.
We'll see.
We'll need a car.
Can you hot-wire this?
Of course I can. I'm an electrician.
Only problem is...
takes too fucking long.
Not on the bridge!
Down there, McClane! The FDR!
Let's go! Let's go! Come on!
Oh, shit!
What?
Shot the phone.
Aw, too bad. What's 21 out of 42?
I don't have a clue.
What about Yankee stadium?
We'll get there, after we stop him.
Jesus Christ!
Who do you think you are, lady-- Hillary Clinton?
That's it! Clinton. The 42nd president.
She'd be the 43rd president.
All right, all right, but who's the 21st?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
No! Do you know?
- No! - Well?
This engine's shit. Step on it!
It's a Yugo.
It's built for economy, not speed.
Whoa! What are you doing?
Getting us another phone.
Wait, wait!
Who was the 21st president?
Go fuck yourself!
That guy was pissed.
He'll feel better when he looks in the backseat.
Shit, that was my gold bar!
This is McClane. Get me inspector Walter Cobb.
Where the hell are you?
It's not revenge. It's a heist.
There's gold in the Federal Reserve.
They took a shit load of it.
They're headed north in dumptrucks.
Have you been drinking?
Not since this morning.
There's a lot of dumptrucks northbound...
on the FDR at about 70th.
Close the bridge and get some helicopters there.
I couldn't close a hot dog stand now.
I'm spread all over. What about this damn bomb?
It's got something to do with the 21st president.
John, John, the 21st what?
Walter!
Shit. Goddamn cellular fucking phones!
Reach Munsen on the Triborough.
Tell him to close all the bridges north of 59th.
- Looking for dumptrucks. - Dumptrucks?
McClane says there are dumptrucks...
headed up the FDR loaded with gold.
They don't allow dumptrucks on the FDR!
- Connie! - All right!
I won't argue, no matter how stupid it is.
K-9. Check out the boiler room.
Find anything, Charlie?
I could spend a week here with an X-ray machine...
and still not find it.
You've got five minutes.
Then we're moving up to 86th Street.
Going as fast as we can.
What's up?
McClane was mentioning something...
about the Federal Reserve building.
Isn't that near that Wall Street bomb site?
Yeah.
How long do you want us to stay here?
The men at the stadium. Stay or go?
Karl should've checked in by now.
Moment.
Come on, come on.
Stay where you are. McClane may still turn up.
Relax, Targo. If he is still alive...
he won't be talking to anyone.
It's the next turn off.
Hi. It's Elvis Duran. You're on the air.
First, I want to say what a great show you got.
I listen to you all the time.
Thanks. What's on your mind?
Those cop cars speeding around everywhere--
know what they're up to?
There's a bomb in a school.
My cousin's a cop.
Somebody put a big bomb in a school somewhere.
Only they don't know which one.
So they're searching all of them.
Shh! Shh!
Every school in the metropolitan area.
Holy shit.
- Doris. - Annie?
Doris, can you reach my wife?
Turley! Half the goddamn city just called 911!
They're gone.
- What? - They're gone!
Who is this guy-- Houdini?
Down there! Down there!
This thing got air bags?
Your side does. I don't know about mi--
McClane!
In the truck! Let me see the hands!
Put them on the door!
Don't kill me!
Don't shoot me.
Truck driver?
No, I'm a beautician. Of course I'm a truck driver!
Where you taking this truck?
The aqueduct.
Why you taking this to the race track?
No, the aqueduct! The-- the water aqueduct!
Aqueduct?
See? Goes from here...
all the way up to the Catskill mountains!
What does?
That! The water pipe! Goes for about 60 miles!
- You the foreman? - Yeah.
NYPD! Any dumptrucks come through here last few minutes?
I'm writing those fucking clowns up!
They better pay attention to work orders.
What happened?
A dozen idiots tore ass up the tube.
We're not loading there anymore. We're loading over here.
So much for bridges and helicopters.
Got a map showing where this tunnel goes?
Yeah, right here.
We run pretty much up under the saw mill...
till you get up to the Coffer Dam.
From there, we've already brought the reservoir water in.
Any way in or out of there?
There's vent shafts every two miles.
I mean with a truck.
At the Coffer Dam. You can get a truck in.
Just follow Saw Mill Parkway.
It's about 20 miles.
I'll meet you there.
What am I doing?
You're going up to Yankee stadium!
McClane!
Go. We got less than two hours!
Goddamn it!
Hey! Is something wrong?
Four hundred eighty yards of rock moved so far.
That's ten times the Hoover Dam.
There's 516 feet of rock above our heads.
This part is phase three of tunnel three.
Planning began back in 1954...
but construction didn't begin till June 1970.
Know what the most interesting part of tunnel three is?
What's that, Jerry?
The valves. Each one...
...main departure from tunnels one and two.
Come on!
What a place to break down.
Hold it. Let me have your hard hat.
You got a jacket?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here.
Wait here a minute.
Wait until he gets alongside the door.
Hey! Fellas!
Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security.
We got a report of a guy coming through...
with eight reindeer.
Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy...
with a snowy white beard.
Cute red and white suit.
I'm surprised you didn't see him.
What's with you guys and these phones?
Give me something.
Holy shit. Is that guy dead?
Yes, Jerry. I'm afraid he is.
Jesus Christ.
I want you to get a hold of a guy named Cobb.
Walter Cobb. C-O-B-B.
He's head of my police unit.
Get him down here.
Tell him you were with John McClane.
Ask him who the 21st president was.
- Chester A. Arthur. - What?
Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885.
Nominated vice president in 1880.
Did you know he was collector of customs here in New York?
No, I didn't know that, Jerry.
Take care of yourself.
We got to release these traffic guys.
No. Traffic jams we can take care of later.
What's wrong with this?
Frequencies are jammed.
What about Ricky?
Can't reach him. Walter. Federal reserve.
Yeah?
Biggest gold storage in the world.
Get a unit back down there.
Find Ricky. Find out what the hell is going on.
Walter! You got to hear this!
I thought we were going in the back way.
This is the back way.
In half an hour...
you're going to have a riot at every school in the city.
Start at the top floor-- 20 men per floor.
Send 50 to the basement with us.
What about McClane?
Not a word. Just a busy signal.
Isn't this putting all our eggs in one basket?
What if McClane's wrong?
Walter. This is principal Martinez.
- Inspector Cobb. - How do you do, inspector?
Principal, I don't want to alarm your children.
Move them all into the auditorium...
and keep them calm.
We're coming to the dam.
You can call the rear guard.
Rear guard, you can close up now.
We've reached the dam. You can come up now.
Nils, you can close in now.
Nils.
Attention, attention. Nils is dead.
I repeat. Nils is dead, fuckhead.
So's his pal...
and those four guys from the East German all-stars--
your boys at the bank--
they'll be a little late.
John.
In the back of the truck you're driving...
there's $13 billion worth in gold bullion.
Would a deal be out of the question?
I got a deal for you.
Crawl out of hiding...
and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
How colorful.
I told you not to toy with him!
Thank you. That's very helpful.
You jeopardized the mission and the contract.
Ivan.
Herr Vogle will help me reach the ship.
I'm going to put an end to this.
Stop!
Targo! Targo!
Here! Come here!
We blow the dam.
What?
We drown him.
Up there!
Walter!
Look at this.
Janitor said this was delivered this morning.
Not hooked up.
Yeah?
Now take a look at the front.
We drill the hinges. Get everybody out.
Whoa...
Whoa!
McClane!
Where are you?
Over here!
Hell of a way of flagging somebody down.
Did you go to Yankee stadium?
Yeah. There's nobody there.
You didn't see nobody?
Nobody was following you?
He's jerking us around.
Come on! Come on!
Holy shit!
Go! Go! Go!
It's not rigged.
Pull it.
Well, I'd say you could call off your search.
Can you stop it?
I shouldn't even touch it.
Who knows what booby traps this thing's got?
What about the code?
No word.
When do we evacuate?
Simon says he sees one kid leave the building-- boom.
We can't stand here with our thumb up our ass...
waiting for this thing to blow up!
Shit!
Keep your head down!
Hold it steady!
Go! Go!
They're in our way!
Go around them!
I found out who's the 21st president--
some guy named Arthur.
Chester A. Arthur?
Chester A. Arthur elementary school?
That's it.
...gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
Life is but a dream.
Hi, kids.
I know you usually have assembly on Fridays...
but today is special.
Mr. Lambert here is from the fire department.
Today he wants us to practice a brand-new fire drill.
I want you to divide in half.
Half of you go over here and line up against the wall.
The other half go in this direction.
Do it very quietly and very quickly.
Everybody up, please.
Teachers, please help them.
Fire drill, my ass.
He ain't from the fire department.
Maybe it's because of the radio.
You mean, like they're after us?
Tommy squealed on us.
No, he didn't.
Come on.
Where you going?
Let me drive!
Go! Go!
Goddamn it!
Why didn't you tell me before?
Of course he put the bomb in that school.
Why would he do that?
To get your complete attention.
Find the fuse panel.
What?
Where's the fuse panel?
Pull out the antilock-brakes fuse.
Which one is it?
Yank them all out.
Put your head down.
Put your head fucking down.
Listen to me.
Hang the fuck on, all right?
What the fuck happened?
You got a Triple-A card?
Keep moving. Keep moving.
I've got the janitors making a last sweep of the building.
Thank you, Miss Martinez.
Come on.
All right. Three's and nine's are wild.
Stay down. Stay low.
Oh, man.
- What are you doing? - Interrogating him.
What's he gonna say, "I'm dead"?
I won't know till I ask him.
See if there's aspirin in that glove box.
No way. You do it.
Ten quarters.
The guy in the dumptruck had 10 quarters.
Exactly 10 quarters.
Maybe they were making long-distance phone calls.
No.
They're for the bridge.
It's for the toll on the bridge.
There! There!
Down on the wharf-- dumptrucks.
Right there. Right there.
They got it loaded on a ship already.
Shit!
How about the Coast Guard?
Take them an hour to get here.
Shit!
We can jump.
What?
It's 100 feet down to the deck.
But not to the crane.
The cables would cut you in half.
I can make it.
Get down. Look in the car for some gloves.
Six booby traps...
four dead ends...
and a partridge in a peartree.
OK, honey...
let's dance.
We're going to have a race.
When I say "Go", run like crazy.
Follow the police officer and the fireman.
Walter, we're cutting this a little thin.
No. We're going to wait.
McClane still may get the code.
Line me up with that crane.
Right there.
You're OK.
This will take a miracle.
Keep your fingers crossed.
You almost got it.
Yeah! All right.
Where you going? You in a hurry?
I'm going first this time.
We have the intercom rigged, sir.
Walter, the kids may be fine...
but you wait much longer, and I'll pee in my pants.
We're going to wait, Connie.
Six more minutes.
Yo. McClane.
Down there.
Oh, shit.
Go, man. Go. Go. Go.
Boy, am I glad you talked me out of jumping.
Fuck.
Get his feet.
I'm gonna find Simon...
and beat the fucking code out of him.
Here. Take this.
How's it work?
You don't know how to shoot a gun?
All brothers don't know how to shoot guns.
Sue me. Yank back on that, pull the trigger.
That's it?
Just don't shoot yourself.
Hey. Don't be no hero.
You find him, come get me.
Stupid!
You have the autopilot set?
Yes, sir.
Good.
Don't fucking move.
Oh, the Samaritan.
Give me the goddamn code.
Code?
Oh. You mean for the school.
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
You call in that code right now...
or I blow your sick ass into the next world.
If that's what you got to do...
You've got to take the safety catch off.
God!
See? That works.
Now, where's McClane?
What was that?
He said, "Don't shoot".
OK, Charlie, we'll have to go with the evacuation.
We're going to go.
You heard the man! Let's go!
We're going to go.
On my mark...
Five, four, three, two, one.
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's do it.
OK, gang. Let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hip-hop! Hip-hop!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
We're going to win!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's go! Keep moving!
Hurry up!
Keep going!
Look what they doing.
Yo! Where you going?
What's going on?
I see you all day, little man... policeman...
and you don't go away.
Yeah, I'm that fucking Energizer Bunny.
Where you going now, huh?
Going to arrest me, bunny?
Huh?
I don't think I'm going to arrest you.
I'm kind of weak.
I knew it was bullshit.
There's nobody watching.
Time to get Charlie out.
Time's up.
Give me another 30 seconds.
It takes a minute 15 if you're a kid.
Last I looked, you weren't too light on your feet.
Oh, my God!
Get them out of there!
The rooms are locked.
Out of my way!
Hey!
Any one marked "four".
What's going on, Walter?
We still have kids in the building.
I'm staying.
No, Charlie. Get out of there.
Ever see that show The Addams Family?
They got a motherfucker on there called Lurch.
You think I'll let you get to that gun?
Oh.
Fuck!
Four... four...
Get out of the way!
Where are they, Walter?
Still in.
No guts...
no glory.
We can jump to the next building!
Shit!
Out of the way.
OK. Come on. Come on.
Get them up here.
Come on. Come on.
Mayday! Mayday!
Bridgeport Coast Guard!
Coast Guard, come in.
Come on, kids!
Shit! It's too far!
No guts, no glory.
It's a big fucking white boat.
Please stay on the line.
Pancake syrup?
Stupid... stupid...
Hello, John McClane.
There was never any bomb in the school.
Of course not.
I'm a soldier, not a monster...
even though I sometimes work for monsters.
No.
The real bomb is on this ship.
Coast Guard.
I was telling them where the boat was.
Game over, huh?
Not quite over.
Bridgeport Coast Guard...
come in, please.
They put you on hold?
She told me to stay on the line.
Oh, God, I love this country.
You know, your brother was an asshole.
Ha! He was an asshole. You got his number.
Yeah, OK.
Forgive me.
Would you help Mr. McClane below?
Careful now.
Now, do you have the communiqué?
Bridgeport radio. Come in, please, Bridgeport.
Coast Guard.
Oh, you're there, dear.
Yes, we're here.
Are you able to record a message?
Yes.
Then please begin now.
This is a communiqué from the CRF.
For too long, the West has conspired...
to steal the wealth of the world...
consigning the balance of humanity...
to economic starvation.
Today, we will level the playing field.
In minutes, the contents of the Federal Reserve Bank--
the gold your economies are built on--
will be redistributed by explosive...
across the bottom of the Long Island Sound.
If you are not in gridlock, come and watch.
You going to blow it all up?
That's the idea.
Some gentlemen in the Middle East...
think they'll make lots of money.
See the men safely off the ship...
and I'll see you on the launch.
What's this got to do with killing McClane?
Life has its little bonuses.
Didn't you say you didn't even like your brother?
There's a difference between disliking him...
and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot...
drops him out a window.
I didn't even know that motherfucker.
I never invited you aboard this ship.
No riddle's going to stop this motherfucker?
No code, no riddle, no fancy countdown.
Hey, fuckhead.
Yeah, you-- fuckhead.
Just one thing I got to know--
you got any aspirins?
I've had a bad fucking headache all day long.
Must be your lucky day.
Keep the bottle.
Right.
Where is the gold?
He's betrayed us.
The containers are filled with that...
If I hadn't saved your fucking ass...
I wouldn't be sitting here about to blow up with $100 billion.
You're only going to blow up with me.
There's no gold on this boat.
How do you know?
I know the family.
Only thing better than blowing up $100 billion...
is making people think you did.
Well, where is it?
He must have switched it somewhere.
That supposed to make me feel better?
No. You're not going to die.
You know some cop trick about handcuffs to get us out?
Yeah. Use a key.
You know how to pick this lock?
Is this some black shit again?
Are you a fucking locksmith or not?
I need something to do it with.
How about a splinter of that cable?
That might work.
Hold on.
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck! Shit!
How's that? That big enough?
Yeah. That might work.
I'm going to drop it in your hand.
Cup your hand.
Don't drop this motherfucker.
Get it in the right.
You ready?
One... two... spit it.
- Yeah! - Get it?
Move your hands.
OK.
Damn, McClane, I was just starting to like you.
Don't. I'm an asshole.
What are you talking about?
I lied to you.
About what?
Remember I said Weiss found that bomb up in Harlem?
They found it down in Chinatown.
That's low even for a white motherfucker like you.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know.
Look, it was the only way to get you to come with me.
You got a wife?
I'm surprised anybody could stay with you...
long enough to be married.
She didn't stick around. We're sort of separated.
What the fuck is sort of separated?
She was in L.A., I was in New York...
we had a fight on the phone, she hung up...
I didn't call her back.
How long ago was that?
About a year ago.
What the fuck you laughing about?
You threw away your marriage...
because you were too fucking stupid...
to pick up the phone?
You think that's funny?
I bet you blame your wife, too.
My wife is a very stubborn woman.
You better stop fucking laughing and undo these cuffs.
They're almost... there!
How's that for concentration?
Oh, shit! I dropped the thing.
Goddamn it!
Where'd it go?
Find it!
I don't see it.
What the fuck is that?
I think I made it mad.
Go, McClane, get the fuck out of here.
Goddamn it! Listen to me!
Just go.
It's hard enough getting through the day...
without your death on my conscience.
OK. Tools. Check the engine room.
There's no time!
What the hell's it doing now?
It's mixing.
Shit!
What the hell are you doing?
Lean forward.
Lean forward, goddamn it!
What--
What the fuck are you doing?
- Lean forward. - Oh, no!
Get ready!
Fucking shit! Shit!
Oh, goddamn!
Come on! Come on!
Fuck! My leg.
Get upstairs!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Get upstairs!
Oh, shit! Damn it!
Let's go! Let's go!
God damn it! Oh!
- Run, damn you! - I am!
Come on!
All right? Watch, watch, watch!
Let's go! Down here!
How's he doing?
I'm shot in the leg. How you think I'm doing?
He's going to be just fine.
- And you? - Fine.
You get Ricky out of there?
Yeah, they found him.
You going to be all right?
Got a bad headache.
Think they're mad at me?
I wouldn't worry about them.
They'll get to you eventually.
They're busy with this salvage operation.
No. Dredges!
Dredges!
There's no gold out there.
What do you mean?
He took it. He beat me.
He beat all of us.
He wasn't playing against you.
Fuck that, McClane!
You're still alive, aren't you?
Well, aren't you?
Yeah.
So, he lost.
Lambert, would you give him a quarter?
Asshole.
Yeah, it's collect from John.
Uh, Carmen, just tell them you'll accept the charges.
Son of a bitch had aspirin.
Yeah, it's John.
I'm hanging in there. Holly there?
I'll hold on.
Zeus, hold up!
John?
John? Goddamn it!
Yesterday...
Yesterday, we were an army with no country.
Tomorrow...
we have to decide...
which country we want to buy!
And remember...
this is all due...
to the g-g-g-gullibility...
of the New York Police Department!
To the police department!
Yeah!
Kamerad!
Leutnant, take over.
All right, listen up!
First squad, you muster out in 30 minutes in the school bus!
You'll be the lacrosse team!
No rush.
And, Jurgen, you'll be the padre!
Padre?
Lights! Douse those lights.
Hey, dickhead...
did I come at a bad time?
Wow! I think she's pissed at you, McClane.
Go! Go!
Go!
He's under us now. Come back around.
Zeus, what's on your side?
Look like roaches with the lights coming on.
I'll be going to Nova Scotia.
You go with the trucks.
I have something personal to finish.
Let's go to work.
That's right! Run, motherfuckers!
The exterminators are here!
What the fuck?
We got a chopper behind us!
Got a gun on board?
What is this?
Hold it still. I can't see a thing.
Oh, shit!
What do you mean, "Oh, shit"?
Hang on. Hang on. We're going down.
Watch the wire!
Hey, McClane, what the fuck?
Hey, we got smoke!
We got fucking smoke and shit flying on me!
Truck! Truck!
Hold on.
We gotta get out of here!
They'll start shooting any second.
Oh, shit! I can't get the belt off!
Look out! Here he comes!
Can't get out, McClane.
Get him out of here.
Where you going?
I'll get his attention.
Shit.
This keeps getting better and better.
I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.
Just give me something to shoot at.
Come on, hotshot.
Show me that smiling face.
Say hello to your brother.
Get out of here!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Looks like you got his attention.
Yeah, looks like it.
Think we should call a fire truck?
Fuck him. Let them cook.
Oh, shit!
What?
I left Holly hanging on hold.
Aw, call her back.
I don't know.
She's going to be pissed.
She'll get over it.
I don't know, Zeus.
Like I said...
she's a very stubborn woman.
She'd have to be to stay married to you.
Ha ha ha!